Is "Rose" Code For Something Else?

First thing this morning, it became apparent that my wife lost her voice. She still had it in the middle of the night and I know because around midnight, I farted loudly (please don't act as if you don't and also, she gave me the ice cream. She knew what she was in for.) and for a moment she was so silent that I was sure I'd pulled it off when she said, plain as day, "Nice." But this morning her voice was gone and when I realized that I had the floor, I used this song to torture her. It went well.

 (I like how there's some jackass with an air-horn in the audience who pipes up within the first thirty seconds of the song. Don't they know that's the song everyone came to hear? I'll bet they do.)

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